Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Cripples are lame.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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