- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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