- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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