- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

the WNBA

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Women.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Hillary Clinton

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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