A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

I was born.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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