How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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