what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Hello Braydon

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Adele walks into the stables

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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