What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Anti Joke

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