A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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redtube

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Queens Park rangers

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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