A Russian who dosen't like vodka

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

out of your comfort zone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

I'm sn otter

What's funnier than 68 69

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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