- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

A shark ate your mom

Cancer

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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