- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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