- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Womens Rights.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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