why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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