What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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shut up iggy

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