Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

a fish swimming in the water swims

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

its all aodhan

why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

you...

a man said hi.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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