- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

an athiest walks into a church

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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