What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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The Game

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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civil rights

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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