"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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kkk

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Hi

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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