- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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