Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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