- Anti Joke

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Two english guys meet at work

What's funnier than 24? 25