How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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I pooped.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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