What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Anti Joke

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