- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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