Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What's the difference between a duck

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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