Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Gay Rights

What is White over Black? Society.

A midget walks under a bar

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Moo! I'm a goat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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