What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Women's rights

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

hi

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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