- Anti Joke

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

knock knock get lost!