a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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