- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

This is the concept of anti-joke.

a horse nibbled a baby

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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