What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Anti Joke

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