Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Chuck Norris.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

What's big and white?

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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