whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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42, that is all

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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yes... that's the joke

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Sarah Palin

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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