Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Jews

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what happens every day? People die

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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