Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did i write this? I was bored

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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