- Anti Joke

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Oh...okay, good.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.