- Anti Joke

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Rachel not blowing Robert.