Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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your moms my other ride

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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My kids are mistakes.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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black people

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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