- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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