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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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