- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

boobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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