- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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