What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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