A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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President Donald Trump

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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your social life.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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willie revilame

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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