- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

TIMMAH!

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

general tso's broccoli

The Barackness Monster

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

fruit salad?

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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