- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Cleveland winning something

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

one day i went to bed

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Justin Bieber.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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