Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Republicans

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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