- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Where's my baby??

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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