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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

obama's promises

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

refridgrator

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Dusters blow stuff.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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