- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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