Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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