- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get off my porch.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

LOL May Wong

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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