What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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civil rights

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Religion.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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