Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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whats up fuch you bitch

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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