Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why did the

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Snooki

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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