Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Donald Trump

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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