A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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