what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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There's my tractor.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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boobs.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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No.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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