A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

You're welcome!

An irish man walks out of a bar

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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