Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Women's rights.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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you and your family will die tonight

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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