- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

donald................duck for president

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

religion.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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