A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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thumbs up!

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Health food.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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