roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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bees knees

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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