- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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