- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

you are a åsshole :)

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

this is not an anti joke

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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