haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Kelly Clarkson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Women have the right to vote.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

WNBA

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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