- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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