- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

A man... walks.

Your mums a penis joke.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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