religion.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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