What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Twenty-Four

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Yes!

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