- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Black Friday

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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