- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What's clear and wet? water

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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