- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Flop dog

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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