- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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