- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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