A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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tom pauling

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A black guy gets a job...

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Joke.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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