Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Jimmy Saville

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Breast cancer.

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