- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What is more worse than death? Death

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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