- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

american government

^that joke a piece of shit

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

why did katy fall off her bike?

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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