Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

your moms my other ride

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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